Welcome to the Big Leagues
Of Squirrels and Starfish
Common Clopsfish are indifferent to organic mammals, but the newly-discovered purple variety are curious about everything and, provided they do not feel threatened, would be able to “hang out” with members of the Sciuridae family without incident.

“Well, there you go! All we need to do is find a purple one and a squirrel. Maybe raise ‘em together. They’ll be the best of pals! Hope this makes you feel better, anonymous!”